Be back later tonight.
Be back later tonight.
…..let’s see. I’m shitting poop strings like my ass is a plah-doh pasta maker. Too, too much?? Dial it back just a little??
If you are ever in the South and somehow forget where you are, don’t worry, someone will let you know. Case in point, when I was with my friend in Florida, recently. We were at the Taco Bell drive-through and I asked for a chilli-cheese burrito, which was on the menu. The man on the intercom said lazily, “We don’t have that. To be honest, they only have that up North. This is the South, so people like to make thier own chili down here.” He said it with no malice, just a matter of fact.
When she ordered the number-eleven meal, he said, “We don’t have that,” so I said to my friend, “That’s right, this is the South, they only like to count up to nine, here.”
Yeah, and they tend to skip a few #’s on the way too. (I kid because I live in Texas. )
Man, I miss Simon Amstell on NMTB :(
I basically just died laughing.
That is so perfect!!
When you start to see past how your looks have changed over time, to how your mind has changed over time, it’s a bit frightening. Things that meant the world no longer mean enough to be mentioned, or given a second thought, let alone a first one. Your interpretation of morality changes; what was wrong is now justified, and what was right is now close-minded. Your once-vision and expectations of the future are now laughable reminders of your innocence, or your ambition. You start to search for meanings and happiness, you have become the cliche you once pretended to be in high school, older and lost in self-importance. And suddenly it all ends, you’re back to societal norms (although you’ve never really left) and hanging up pretentious artwork in the foyer. Gone is the foreign girl and your beard, replaced by the next miserable chapter.
- cutie pie
- baby doll
THINGS YOU CAN:
yeah, don’t call me those things either, I’m a Dougie
Then stay outta Georgia ‘cause… darlin, princess, sugar and honey are commonly used here. It’s a southern thang and y’all just don’t get how we roll. ~redjeep
You can call me ALL THOSE THING!!! I like it ;))
I’m cool with whatever, just don’t call me LATE FOR DINNER!!!!! (Is that too old a joke reference??)